CAST: Tiger Shroff, Tara Sutaria, Nawazuddin Siddiqui
DIRECTED BY: Ahmed Khan
BLUF: Bablu (Tiger Shroff) is a hacker (working for the government) looking for a CBI agent code-named Architect.( ARGHHHH…we just got started..). But Architect is a decoy who works for Laila (Nawazuddin Siddiqui), a psycho killer who’s planning to steal from Indians by using Bablu to scape from people’s bank accounts on March 31
( the financial year end in India)
THE MEAT AND THE POTATOES
Duh – someone really wrote this story and we had to sit through it. I safely dozed off a few times and did not miss much and nor did the other three people in the theater.
My friendly lounger neighbor said in desperation, In times like this – don’t you wish they had fast forward options at theaters too. Yes – please – someone make it happen please.
Written by none other than Sajid Nadiadwala, he must have forgotten to do a coherence check on this script before wasting his millions on trying to create a story around what should’ve either been either an Indian version of MMA or a music festival and great choreo.
Because we did not understand any of the story he was trying to tell. Swear.
Heropanti 2 is proof that Covid did manage to damage some folks irreversibly.
Bablu is Ravan with 10 heads but for some reason the script doesnt show him use it much.
The “Choti Bachi Hai Kya” punch line from Heropanti 1 is liberally used where ever there are no dialogues in Heropanti 2 as a filler. Some of the memers have better sense of humor and timing. Sajid uncle could have seriously used their help.
IN THE KNOW
Sajid Nadiadwala must not write if we have to save humanity. Tiger Shroff is all packs,pecks, muscles and gets almost 3 hours to flex them. Wish he didnt have to speak tho.
Also in terms of action sequences, hasn’t he done this walk in the park before? There are even scenes literally lifted from Harry Porter movie action sequences.
Tara Sutaria must have been acquired with the furniture at the sets because she is definitely just as wooden. Is there a path to recovery for her from here?
What do they about KJo alum? We will tell you later.
But what the deuce is Nawazuddin Siddiqui doing here ? For one moment, we thought it was an honest mistake and he landed on the wrong set.
Why did A R Rahman have to waste his talent in composing for this movie? Atleast Nadiadwala will earn life long royalties on those tunes.
We leave you here with our verdict.
Save yourself from torture.Stay home.
